Funny Story of Hritick Roshan in Hindlish by Saurabh Kaithwas

Hello dosto,

Ek GUJAARISH hai aap sab se.. Akhir sab ko pta hai ki ye ZINDAGI NA MILEGI DOBARA. isliye apne aap ko is KAABIL banaiye ki aap apne LAKSHYA tak pahuch jaaye. Bhale hi aapko AGNEEPATH par chalna pade..

So ek din mai akela baitha asman ki taraf dekh rha tha, saamne waali padosan apne dosto ke sath KITES  uda rhe the.. Achanak ek kite kati aur use lene ke liye mai KRRISH ki tarah bhaga. Tabhi uske dost bole are wo tmhari kite lene a rha h jaao jaldi tm apni kite uthalo. Fir wo CHIKNI CHAMELI CHHUP KE AKELI PAUA CHADHA KE AAYI, aur main bhi wha pahucha. Usko dekhkar mera dil bola, tu meri jodha mai tera akbar, chal sath dekhe JODHA KBAR, wo boli tum kon ho? Ye meri kite h. Firmaine kha-  Mai HASEENO KA DEEWANA, mera naam Mohan hai, Pura naam MOHAN JODARO. Aur bola tmhara naam? To wo boli- MAIN PREM KI DEEWANI HU. Mera naam SENORITA hai. Aur wo apni kite lekar jaane lagi, fir mujhe laga chalo KOI MIL GAYA aur maine use aawaz lagai aur uske paas jaane laga aur sochne laga kya bolu yehi soch soch ke IDHAR CHALA MAI UDHAR CHALA, JAANE KAHAN MAI KIDHAR CHALA, ARE FISHAL GAYA. Wo achanak peeche mudi aur maine kaha, MERE RASKE QAMAR toot gayi, haath to do. Wo muskura ke boli- zinda ho? To maine kha- ABHI MUJHME KAHIN THODI
BAAKI HAI ZINDAGI, fir usne haath dekar uthaya mujhe aur boli, itna kiya tmhare liye verna mai ladko ko touch v ni krti. Tab maine kha- kahan itna kiya, DIL NA DIYA , DIL NA LIYA, TO BOLO NA KYA KIYA, usne kha, dekho mujhe nhi pta DIL KYA KARE JAB KISI SE KISI KO PYAR HO JAAYE, tbhi main bola- DHEERE DHEERE SE MERI ZINDAGI ME AANA, tab pta chalega. Wo boli, mai tmhe ni janti na tm mujhe, so behtar hai ki NA TUM JAANO NA HUM.. aur wo apne ghar chali gayi.

Fir agle din maine dekha uske dost dikhe par wo nhi. Isi tarah 1 week ho gaye. Ek din uski YAADEIN satane lagi. Achanak ek JAADU hua, ITS MAGIC ITS MAGIC.. Senorita mere gate ke baahar akeli khadi thi. Mai jaldi neeche gya. Aur wo boli- KUCH DIN SE MUJHE TERI AADAT HO GAYI, fir boli, MUJHSE DOSTI KAROGE? Aur ye v kha ki AAP MUJHE ACHHE LAGNE LAGE.. Maine kha to KAHO NA. PYAR HAI. wo boli haan saajna.. Maine kha SAAJNA ye kisne bola tmse ? Wo boli- BOLE CHUDIYA BOLE KANGANA, HAAYE MAI HO GAYI TERI SAAJNA. Tab ek baat samajh ayi mujhe ki saari ladkiyan KABHI KHUSI
KABHI GUM deti hai….

THE END…

Funny Story of Hritick Roshan in Hindlish by Saurabh Kaithwas
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