ONCE UPON A TIME IN MUMBAI-2 :: Funny Story of Akshay Kumar

ONCE UPON A TIME IN MUMBAI-2 :: Funny Story of Akshay Kumar

ONCE UPON A TIME IN MUMBAI-2 :: Funny Story of Akshay Kumar

ONCE UPON A TIME IN MUMBAI -2  wahan mera ek PATIALA HOUSE tha. Ek din MAIN ITNA TANHA TANHA , LONELY LONLEY baitha tha achanak bell baji to dekha mere BROTHERS Aur friends the. Maine un sabka WELCOME kiya, mera birthday tha so hamne PARTY ALL NIGHT ki. Ghar poora HOUSEFULL tha DESI BOYS se. Agle din sab gaye unke jaate hi subah subah kisi ne darwaje ki kundi knock ki, Maine usse punchha kon h, WO bola main raja hu doodhwaala, English me bole to MILKMAN. fir Maine kha , KUNDI MAT KHADKAO RAJA SEEDHA ANDAR AAO RAJA. Fir milk lene me baad, Maine socha aaj HOLIDAY hai to aaj LONG DRIVE pe chalta hu sirf  ENTERTAINMENT ke liye. Fir Maine apni car nikali Aur nikal gaya TEES MAAR KHAN bankar. Raste me ek JOKAR dikhayi diya, sayad use lift chahiye thi. Maine break maara Aur wo bola BOSS mujhe lift chahiye. Maine kaha theek hai. WO bola par mujhe air jyada chahiye, A.C hai na tumhari car me?. Tab Maine kaha, achha aisa bolo na ki tumhe AIRLIFT chahiye. Mere car ke upar baith jaao bahut air milega. Aur WO sach me upar baith gaya. Maine car start ki, aur dheere dheere chalane laga. WO AJNABI tha to mujhe yaad aya usne to bataya hi nhi kaha jaana hai. Fir Maine break maara aur WO dhadaam se neeche gira aur bola maar daala. Maine usse punchha tumhe kaha se kaha tak jaana hai to WO bola CHANDNI CHOWK TO CHINA. Maine kaha, main tumhe Chinese dikhta hu Jo China jaunga, nikal yahan se. Aur fir WO gaana gaate huye chala gaya, HAR KISI KO NAHI MILTA YAHAN lift Mumbai ME. fir main apni car start ki aur seedhe chal diya. Thodi door chalne ke baad Maine dekha saamne BHAAGAM BHAAG machi thi. Sab TAANG UTHAKE bhaag rahe the. Maine car roki aur bola kya ho raja hai yahan koi batayega?. Fir ek ladki ayi aur boli, plz mujhe lift de dijiye yahan gabbar aya hai. Maine kha are gabbar to marr gaya tha na. To WO boli, are nhi, GABBER IS BACK. Maine kha fir to baitho tum. Aur hum aage badhe. Fir usne mujhse kaha , THANK YOU. Aur Maine kaha, WELCOME. by the way mera naam KHILADI hai, aur tumhara?. Usne kaha- BABY. Aur fir Maine dekha uske GORE GORE MUKHDE PE KAALA KAALA CHASMA. Meri DHADKAN  tej ho rahi thi, ye punchhne me ki aapko AITRAAZ na ho to kya aapse DOSTI ho sakti hai?. Par Maine kaha, DO YOU KNOW mujhe love hua ek hi nazar me?. WO boli, achha kiske sang? Maine bola, O TERE SANG YAARA. Wo boli, I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO, TAUBA AB MAIN KYA KAHUN?. Fir Maine kaha, kuch mat kahiye, chalo chalte hai, restaurant. Wo boli pause nhi hai mere pTU hs. Maine usse bola diya, PAISA PAISA KARTI HAI TU PAISE PE KYU MARTI HAI. Are mere paas hai na paisa.  MUJHE PAISA MILA YAAR AISA MILA, AB KHARIDUNGA BANGALA GAADI. Ye sunne ke baad usne mujhse punchha, tumne mujhme kya dekha ki pyar ho gaya, to Maine kaha, IK UNCHA LAMBA KAD, DUJA SONIYE TU HADD, TEEJA ROOP TERA CHAM CHAM KARDA NI. Wo boli, achha tum karte kya ho?. Maine kaha, HERA PHERI. Usne kaha, achha ab kya kaam karte ko, Maine kha, PHIR HERA PHERI. Tabhi WO boli, mera ghar aa gya, Maine car rooki. Wo jaane lagi, tab mera dil bola, CHURA KE DIL MERA GORIYA CHALI. Wo ruki aur wapus aake boli, thank you, khiladi bhaiya. Maine kha- bhaiya?. Are HUM HAI, SEEDHE SAADHE, AKSHAY AKSHAY. Aur haan, ghar tak drop kiya hu, paisa, DE DANA DAN. usne mujhe paisa diya aur wo apne ghar gyi. Main bhi seedha car se nikal gya. Fir main sochne laga, KAMBAKHT ISHQ isi se hona tha. Ye to BEWAFA nikli. Sach me mera DIL TO PAGAL HAI. Tabhi soch liya, PYAR KI MAA KI, PYAR KI MAA KI, AAJ SE POOJA KARNI HAI. Tabhi Maine uski Di hui note Dekhi, to pta chala ki nakli note hai. Fir turant car back kiya aur uska ghar TALAASH kiya. Actually wo baahar hi khadi thi. Mujhe dekhkar mere paas ayi aur boli, main chahti thi ki tum mere ghar aao isliye nakli note Di tumhe MERE JEEVAN SAATHI. Maine kha, matlab tum MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI?. Usne kha, yes. Aur tum akshay ke fan lagte ho, kabhi socha hai, jab tum akshay se miloge to kya karoge?. Maine kha, JAB MAIN akshay SE MILU TO, DARA HUA NA DIKHU public me saamne, MERE CHEHRE PAR MUSKAN HO AUR MERA HAATH MERI MOOCHHO KO TAAV DE RAHA HO. Ye sunne ke baad, wo hasne lagi aur  khusi ke maare…….  meri aankh….. khul gyi… 🙂

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  • वाह बॉस इसे कहते है खिलाड़ियों का खिलाड़ी

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  • SAURABH KAITHWAS

    July 1, 2018 at 5:05 am

    thank you manoj bhai…

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